Saturday, July 16, 2005

Urination Station

We would save so much time if we didn't have to pee or poop. But then again sometimes I use having to go to the bathroom to take a little breather from life. I did that a bunch in high school. Whenever I was so bored I thought I was going to implode with boredom I'd just run off to the bathroom to think and relax. But sometimes I really hate having to leave what I'm doing. Especially working in customer service. They don't even really think you are human. "You shouldn't have to pee! I need my thunder cookie and mocha dammit!"

with that I shall leave you to go to my porcelain oasis... But also my porcelain hell.

5 Comments:

At 12:02 AM, Blogger animal lover said...

You are so right. With my anxiety attacks I totally need a bathroom break. However working as a vet tech. There is sometimes no real time to go. Especially if a dog/cat is under anesthesia. What do you do then. Sorry cat/dog you will have to monitor your own anesthesia, my porcilan god is calling and if I don't go I will go to the porta potty hell. :)

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger traceofblistex said...

hee hee hee

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Heime LaFee said...

When you're a waitress, you're generally allowed a smoke break. When you don't smoke, you can barely take a moment to fart let alone drain your main vein. Where I work we can go when we want to because if we happen to go in our pants, it's a bad thing....a very bad thing. Wet and stinky.

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger Chris Cope said...

But what the hell else am I supposed to do at work? WORK?! Have you lost your mind?!

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger shinta said...

when I lived in a crowded dorm going to the bathroom was the only way to get some peace and quiet,so I spent waaay too much time in the bathroom.

 

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